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You know computers have taken over your life when... You hum the Windows opening theme when ever you wake up You think the numbers on tombstones are high scores You use Google to search for your car keys You actually hand in work from EssayGenerator.com You keep getting fired as you beat up you boss thinking that you’ll get to the next level You keep a trash can and a selection of neatly arranged folders on your des ktop You excuse yourself to go to the toilet by anouncing that you have to "download" You try to shut windows by tapping them on the top right corner You refer to meals as "power ups" You call christmas a "bonus round" |
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A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows." The woman then responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine." |
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Who started the first computer club? Eve, she had an apple in one hand and a Wang in the other |
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Many of you have wondered why a computer crashes. It is usually very technical but maybe this will help. Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash. If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash! If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom! |
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